Mel's corner

Ding dong (doorbell rings)

Kevin opens the door and finds a man standing by the door.

Man: Hello sorry to disturb you, are your parents in?

Kev: ??!?! errrmm no…

Man: Oh, I am a university student from Bulgaria. I’m not good with guessing age…So you’re in secondary school or just finished?

Kev: eeerrrmm just finished!!

Man: eeermm okok so your parents are out and you are a student.

Kev: yes yes they’ve got something to do today.

Man: ok sorry to disturb you, bye.

Kev: Bye!!!!

Me: ??!?!?! WHAT just finished school!!!

Kev: hehehe

This is a true story…

Operator: Welcome to mothercare, how can I help you?

Kev: Hi ya I would like to cancel my credit card with mother care…

Operator: Can you confirm your password?

Kev: errrmm I don’t remember having a password. If I do have one I don’ remember it.

Operator: Oh in that case can you tell me your credit limit.

Kev: £xxxx

Operator: ok Thanks, now you will have to set up a new password.

Kev: Why do I need to set up a new password when I’m going to cancel my card??

Operator: eerrrm you have to set up a new password before you can cancel your card.

Kev: !!!!! ok… ‘crabs’

Operator: ok. Thank you. Bye bye.

Kev: ?!?!?!!???? Bye